>>12515567Behold, the "Timeless Titty Rules" Match. There are two conditions that must be met to be declared the winner:
>1. Tits OutSimple enough. Your opponents tits must be out, whether it be via stripping or conveniently finding a way to get them to pop out of their top. However, BOTH titties need to be out and completely unobstructed. The entire left boob pops out, but the right stays in place? Match continues. If someone's wearing pasties, the titties are not "out".
>2. Chin UpConsider this the verification check. Your opponent might be completely bareback, but if her titties are pressed to the mat, how can we tell? What if your opponent goes under the ring and is replaced with a "titty double" that wasn't originally part of the match? Therefore, your opponent must be caught on camera with her "Chin Up" and her "Tits Out", leaving no doubt to who those titties belong too.
>Addendum: Watch out for the ShoeThe only weapon that is permitted is a fuzzy slipper that can be used to spank your opponent on the bottom or to slap her tits.
