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I'm gonna break kayfabe and admit something I'm not exactly proud of... I find Toni Storm very attractive, and her being incredibly autistic and retarded makes the feeling stronger. I really like her hair. Sure she sucks and is ugly, annoying, has awful hair and probably takes too long to do her lashes - but I am drawn to women who cause me psychological pain because then I have an excuse to drink, which I love more than women. I need to find a new girlfriend who looks exactly like Toni Storm to blame my drinking on.
