>>5311224Dave Meltzer gaped my asshole without permission in the bone cold, snowy winter of 2006. It was after an especially shitty Chikara show, and I maybe had one too many peppermint schnapps. Dave approached me and offered to walk me to my 1992 Honda Accord hatchback after Quackenbush went of Jervis Cottonbelly in the main event. I don’t want to really talk about what else happened because it’s still too traumatic to think about, but let’s just say it makes what happened to Kevin Nash and those black gentlemen pale in comparison.