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Last night I dreamt that I was Parker Boudreaux's mentor tasked with teaching him about the business, and he had this exact haircut and was always on his phone and I was telling him stuff and he would just ignore me, and then he kept going up to people on the street and saying "Ayo, I wanna get me that Count Duckula pussy!" because in my brain zoomers are obsessed with having sex with cartoon characters, and most people would either ignore him or if they were a zoomer themselves would say I hear that fr ong deadass