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>Tune in as Tony Khan presents the standard in Coke/Adderall fueled sports entertainment!
Black on Black crime draws a dime! Jay Lethal vs Lee Moriarty!
New Tony Khan acquisition Sw3rve looks to go over Zayne; thrusting him further into obscurity into a literal (who)
Ninja Mack faces a mystery opponent! Is it Cody? Probably not! But hey, it's a higher chance than him fighting Seth at mania!
>womeme shit lol literally who the fuck cares
Rising AEW star Wheeler Yuta looks to make a name for himself, with William Regal-sama watching in attendance will he become ROH pure champion?
International terrorist Minoru Suzuki set to impose his will on some poor gaijin, your one stop shop for forearm strikes tonight!
Dream match of confederates and evangelical sermon watchers everywhere... WATCH as the American South personified do battle as the Briscoes face FTR!
In our main event... BANDIT VS PEDOPHILE! WATCH! As ROH Champion Jonathan Gresham faces ROH Champion Bandido: in what is sure to be the best winner take-all-match of the week!