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Hey new kid, Hey. I'm here to welcome you as our resident rookie to the AEW locker room. I'm the locker room leader here so it's my job to introduce myself to every new kid and welcome them. My name's Phil but everyone here calls me Coach or Coach Punk, so you can call me either of those. It doesn't matter that you have 15 years in the biz, this is your first time in the big leagues so you're still a damn rookie!
Now there are a couple of ground rules that I've put down to help successfully keep this locker room peaceful. Remember to keep this in mind so you don't get in trouble and I don't have to throw you out of the locker room!
1) Pick up your DAMN trash!
2) If I call a locker room meeting after a show you MUST attend, usually these meetings are a lesson in respect and are very important.
3) That leads me onto three, respect your seniors. Except for Chris Jericho. Especially respect your locker room leaders, myself and FTR.
4) Ignore anything Hangman Page says about me. He likes to chat shit about me, A LOT, and won't shut up about me and spreads all kinds of malicious bullshit about me. What? You talked to him already and he never mentioned me once? Are you sure? He never mentioned me at all? Yeah well you're still new, you'll notice he talks NON-STOP about me but I shut him down with my epic come backs.