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1. Go to the most miserable, coldest, poorest territories in the Northern USA.
2. Find the blackest, craziest, sleaziest, druggiest, biggest gorilla nigger indie wrestler/convict working the scene up there.
3. Hire him, tell him to cut a fuckin' promo on his opponent. He can say whatever, we'll bleep it if necessary. Play it before his match
4. Send him out and have him win.