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>be an OBESE jap who looks like a girl
>get the chance of a lifetime WWE tryout because of Harley Race calling in a favor
>get offered a contract
>turn it down, spit on Vince's face, and make Harley look like a fool
>Bury WWE, Vince, and HHH in interviews, say you're too good to sign there
>Get diabetes after your mentor sawdusts himself into an early grave
>life completely falls apart
>try to stage a comeback in 2018
>have a panic attack and be forced to cancel
>end up a dimeless and penniless bum who washes dishes for a living at the age 43
KEK WHAT A FAT SHITTER BITCH
