>>13094341>5 stars from MeltzerI dunno, I mean, you know, the, uh, log, wasn't a 2 or a 3 on the Bristol scale, could have used more texture, maybe more corn, I dunno, it's like, I mean, you know, anybody can take a shit, I see plenty of 3 and 4 star shits every day, but a 5 star log requires almost perfect texture. Now, Manami Toyota in '86, man she could pinch a 5 star loaf on a moment's notice. I mean, what did that girl eat? So, uh, yeah.