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>In the criminal justice system, waifu-based offences are considered especially heinous...
>My name is Officer Police Girl
>This is my partner, Senior Detective Porkchop. He is three weeks out from retirement
>A malaise has settled over the WWA and the criminal element must be brought to justice
>We have been sent undercover to bust them.
>Our cover... a police gimmick
>Our goal... to enforce the law
>Our donuts... freshlybaked
