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>*clears throat*
>so we were at Gore Verbinski’s house trying to book PiratesMania, and Davy Jones was over as a monster heel, Barbossa was also getting the crowd behind him with his new tweener gimmick, Beckett was generating massive heat as the authority heat, with Norrington also getting over as the true underdog, then that retarded piece of shit Vince Russo comes up with the genius fucking idea to add Jones to Beckett’s stable, not only it completely killed his momentum, he also booked Norrington to turn into a chickenshit heel at the end of DeadMen’sSlam, with Jones going over Norrington in a squash match at a fucking house show, so in the end we were there with our dicks in our hands, Barbossa had no opponent so we had to place him in the fucking Black Pear Memorial Battle Royal with jobbers from the Dutchman stable, Jack and Davy worked a great match but then again that fucking hack Russo tried to use it to put over that charisma vacuum shitter William, even Beckett phoned it in, then requested his release
>*sips sprite*
