>>9832936>Onigiri I presume?>aren’t you adorable!>my daughter talks so much about you >not in the most flattering terms, but as a mother I can tell when one of my girls is smitten >but that’s not what I came here to talk about >I heard about the “incident” at the SpagheTTesco>*sigh* I’m afraid my Masala is entering the terrible twosDid she just say “terrible twos”? Onigiri thinks to herself.
>unfortunately she’s got her father’s temper Curry Girl furrows her brow.
>and her fondness for summoning hellspawn at social gatherings Wait, HER fondness for summoning hellspawn? Onigiri thinks better of broaching the subject.
>I doubt she’ll ever be able to apologize so I’m apologizing on her behalf >perhaps one day you can teach the girl some humility >oh, one more thing >I’m afraid I’m going to have to challenge you to a match >familial honour and all that >I’ll leave the time, the place, and any stipulations up to you >well that’s everything I suppose >it was so lovely to meet you, Miss Onigiri! 