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>Trade Charlotte Flair, Rhea Ripley, Bayley, Ronda and Shayna to AEW for Britt Baker and Jamie Hayter
>Sign Holly Holm to replace Ronda because she's more dimes anyway
>Sign Sasha Banks as my face of Smackdown
>Sign Kaitlyn to Smackdown and trade Zelina to Raw
>Trade Britt Baker and Jamie Hayter to Raw for Liv Morgan and Raquel Rodriguez
>Sign big booty latina AOC as my Raw heel general manager and trade Sonya to Smackdown for Lacey Evans to feud with AOC
>Trade Asuka to Raw for Natalya and offer Natalya to Tony Khan as a compensatory thank you for Britt and Jamie
>He's so flattered he lets me have a sawdusted Kris Statlander
>Sign Trinity to keep Sasha happy
>Sign Lola Vice and Ashley D'Amboise to Smackdown to put over talent
>Raw signs Carmella and gives Smackdown Dana Brooke
>Raw signs big dimes Nikkita as well as Stardoms Mariah May
>Bring in Olympic medalist McKayla Maroney to be my Cathy Kelley
>Bring in Bhad Bhabie to replace Top Dolla in Hit Row on Smackdown
>Thank you. Fuck you. Bye.
