Quoted By:
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't stop using HGH
>Pregnant
>Entitled brat
>Can't read
>Bald
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Roid man
>Test dodger
>HGH belly
>Dangerous Worker
>Slaps his head to beat the demons out, just like Benoit
>All his matches were sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>His belly is ready to pop at any second
>Faggot
>Likes traps
>Doesn't like women
>Zero coordination
>Prefers roids to breakfast
>HGH drips out of his mouth on every promo
>RVD ripoff
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic non-steroid diet
>Potty mouth
>Failed to take the advice from the great CM Punk
>Speaking of Punk, Rytard's utterly OBSESSED with him
>Keeps trying to get a reaction out of Punk, but he no-sells it all
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the hospital for a checkup
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Hormone fan
>Wrote...he can't. Illiterate
>Desperate to be edgy, fails miserably
>Drones on about being suppressed on X, no one cares
>Thought ripping off Goldberg is cool, it is not
>Mr. I steal moves
>HGH stolen from Arnold
>Adored by beta morons and pajeets
>Jobs more than Ziggler
>Cried about Punk
>Cried about his little pecker
>Cried about Titus blacking him
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about his HGH dosage not being enough
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about his salary
>Is the only person who sees talent in his jobbing
>Heyman hates him
>Punk doesn't give a damn about him
>WWE management forgot he exists
>AEW doesn't want him
>Same goes for TNA
>Also NJPW
>Performs worst move set
>Booked as a monster, only to lose to illegal immigrants on the daily
>Most laughable failure in WWE history
>Spergs out in public while recording vids, claims it's "just working a work" and not genuine mental illness
>Begs for attention on soc-med, makes himself look like a huge dork
