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Colby:
>"Sorry, Amy, that was..... a lot. But that's not the only problem with NATO, is it? Did you hear the latest about Hailey Brittania?"Amy:
>"Did you know that Hailey Britannia's is only here because of me? I breathed life back into her body after Warhorse blew up a car. I sat by her side in the Spaghettitown General Hospital ICU and even gave away my two VIP passes to Bishoujo At The Beach to make sure she was kept safe. That was a while ago and sure she shouted me out on her show, but what I really wanted was for Hailey to come and speak to me face to face. Sorry Colby, I didn't come here to muckrake on your show, I just wanted to get that off my chest.>I understand Hard Times Hailey is in a bit of a slump since being bested by you. What else happened?" Colby:
>"Hailey's really on a downward spiral, and it's a terrible thing. She came back FAR too soon from injury, after you saved her life, and got herself put right back in the hospital again. Now she's out of control, obviously on drugs, gorging herself on Pizzoad pizza, and putting out a challenge for a regressive and degrading match to Mare Equine of Warhorse..... who, by the way, and speaking of people who aren't good at saying 'thank you' properly, never thanked me for humiliating Hailey for her, softening her up with my precision offense, and basically serving her up on a silver platter for this awful, awful match they're going to have. It's okay, Mare; you can save it all up and give me one BIG thank you after you've beaten Hailey.">"But more to the point, Has-Been Hailey was last seen wandering the streets of Spaghetti Town, drugged out of her mind, bellowing about all the people she wants to have sex with." >"And would it surprise you to learn that I was one of them? Am I really that desirable, Amy? Am I really such a hot commodity?"Colby leans over to Amy and gives her a flirtatious smile.
