>>9988124>Oh Miss Sapphire you're too kind!>Me and Pop have only had each other ever since we lost Ma to the great kernel flood of 2006 . . . .> . . . .>Some crazy Texan holed up a top of our silo and started shooting left and right.>Nobody was killed and she escaped via a helicopter but Sheriff Maizel's truck backed into the silo on his way out and caused it to crash and half of Corn Town was covered in unpopped kernels.> . . . .>Ma Cornell was buried underneath a huge pile.>Me and Pop tried to relieve some of the pressure by trying to pop as much of the kernel off of her with a heat gun b-but . . . . b-ut we just couldn't pop enough.>I tried my best desperately trying to dig Ma out so I started eating as much of the popped corn as I can . . . but I just couldn't do it.*Corn Girl looks longingly into the sunset with a single tear creeping down her cheek. From a seat away the sun's golden hue seemed to be trapped in that single droplet that looked like a glistening kernel of corn.*
>It was hell. All that pop corn WITHOUT ANY SALT OR BUTTER!*Corn Girl shudders.*
>Anyway, that's why from then on I wanted to honor Ma by becoming the best corn based wrestler in the world. And even if Pop never believed in me, I know that I can make others believe. And at the end of the day, Pop is all I have left. He's the man Ma loved the most and even if we don't see eye to eye, I want to take care of him. Shucks, look at me telling you my life story!>It all seems so silly now when I think about it. It seems like my whole life is a joke. Or some stupid creative writing exercise about a ridiculous girl and her ridiculous life.> . . . . .>So, Miss Sapphire. I want to thank you so much for believing. For popping. For being a child of the corn. And most of all for being my friend. I'm sure Miss Kade and Miss Divine are just as nice and as decent human beings as you and I'd love to meet them someday. 