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The Maury show opens with regular style vignettes of what's to come on this episode.
>Maury: Everyone this is Jessica, welcome Jessica to the show.
Audience claps and cheers as the camera pans to a woman wearing a Holly Hope-Again shirt.
>Jessica: Hi Maury.
>M: You're here because you're in the Holly Hope-Again fan club and you're concerned about rumors and reports that Holly is descended from a freak cross dressing Nazi, is that right?
Audience boos and hisses.
>J: It is Maury.
>M: So you brought us some stuff in the hopes that we could do some DNA testing and dispel these falsehoods?
>J: Yes Maury, I brought in two things. One is a set of lingerie from a Holocaust museum I was able to borrow for the show, it's purported to belong to the cross dressing Nazi. The other is a used tampon from Holly I pulled out of a trash can at a recent WWA show.
Audience laughs and is disgusted.
>M: And why did you do this?
>J: Because I love Holly and I know everything being said about her isn't true. Holly is an angel!
Audience claps and a few "das rite!"s can be heard.
>M: But what if it's all true? Helsinki University is a very well respected institution of learning.
>J Yes but they just have to be mistaken Maury! If it's true I'd probably kill myself.
Audience gasps and is concerned.
>M: Well the test results are in!
Audience cheers while Jessica looks nervous
>M: The DNA testers were able to pull sufficient DNA from hair and fluids found on the lingerie...
>J: Oh god I'm nervous!
>M: In the case of Holly Hope-Again and the Nazi lingerie...
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>Jessica,... The DNA is a familial match!
Audience erupts into laughter and cheering.
Jessica screams and runs off stage while the camera follows. She collapses on the green room couch and is sobbing uncontrollably.
Maury goes back to comfort her for a few moments before the show transitions to the next segment.
