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There was once an aspiring wrestler named Dan. He was in a match with a female in his class and got an unfortunately timed boner after getting a whif of her pits, pondering the aroma too deeply. Poor Dan got laughed at mercilessly by his classmates, even his best friend, who thoughtlessly laughed along and he ran from the arena, later quitting the team. Later still, the man took his life due to depression. Let's all have a proper send off to /ourguy/ Dan, the greatest professional wrestler that never was.
