>>11410571>OUT. RIB. EVERYONE. what a beautiful 5D chess rib.
>Be Ribmeister, want to rip on Punk but Punk refuses to work with you.>Need to go around the problem, find people that are enamored by Punk from roster >Pick out the weakest looking semi-popular dude who is gushing over Phil>Propose to work with him as a experienced vet to get him over>To start an endless feud with so you can influence him long enough to set the pieces up>Steal his tag partner to make a memorable manager champ out of yourself to keep yourself employed long enough to execute master plan>Punks return imminent. TIME IS NOW!>Turn your dance partner from a baby face to a leather jacket wearing heel with an attitude problem to maximize seethe from Phil because he sees too much of himself in his fanboy>"You gotta do car glass spot, it'll get you over, don't worry it's quite safe, that's literally what those windows are designed for that they don't shatter and impale people on - your a car guy, you know this">Pull the strings backstage raising concerns of safety to Punk and telling JB Punk is trying to steal his thunder>"JB, I think you should do it anyway, show some rebel spirit, you'll go over huge in front of record audience">Laughs menacingly while monitors almost crush CEO of company 