>>16309611>People fighting over whether Kairi is Christian or not>Kairi straight up tells us she is an alien>All Scientology management organizations are controlled exclusively by members of the SEA ORG, which is a paramilitary organization for the elite, innermost dedicated core of Scientologists. The highest-ranking SEA ORG officer is referred to as THE CAPTAINHypothesis: Kairi is The Captain of a global reptilian Illuminati cabal. If we play our cards right, there will be an honored place for all of /arrrr/ on Kairi's home planet in the Zeta Reticuli system
