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Dear Miss I’m-Too-Good-To-Fuck-Fans
Didn’t like my MS paint art of you and Alexa as trans?
I’ve been simping for six years, I don’t deserve it?
I know you saw my last shitposts, I got your twitter handle perfect
So this is the DM I’m sending, I hope you see me
I’m on a mare right now doing thirty at the Derby
Hey Sash, I just sniffed a key of K, dare me to neigh?
You know that book Black Beauty
About that horse who got abused until that bitch took him to a farm in the country?
That’s kinda how it is, I could of saved you from the glue factory
Of washed up botchers who can’t even break a milly
And all I wanted was a lousy handy after a show
Or for you to peg me like one of those bitches from GLOW
I love you sasha, we could cucked Mikaze too
Just like you did with Sheamus, Corbin, and Drew
