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Elaine tries to leave when she finds out Kramer has locked the door. Realizing that she must watch the remainder of the episode in order to leave, she returns to the couch.
On the screen, the show has cut backstage where Drew McIntyre and Sheamus are smoking a big fat joint. All the sudden Alexa Bliss slaps the joint out of their hands and tells them that weed is for liberals. A 2-1 handicap match is made, McIntyre and Sheamus vs. Bliss.
Elaine: What the hell is this?
Kramer: It's a wrestling match.
Elaine: But they're smoking weed!
Kramer: Yeah, but it's just a storyline. It's not real.
Elaine: This is ridiculous.
Despite her protests, Elaine is forced to watch the rest of the episode as Kramer won't let her leave until it's over. When it's finally over, Elaine bolts for the door.
Elaine: That was the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.
Kramer: You didn't like it?
Elaine: No, I didn't. It was stupid.
Kramer: Oh, well. I guess you just don't understand wrestling.
Elaine: I think I understand it just fine. It's just a bunch of grown men pretending to fight each other. It's dumb.
Kramer: Well, I think it's great.
Elaine: That's because you're a dumbass, Kramer.
As Elaine opens the door, Roman Reigns bursts in from the hallway and spear her. Roman hoists Elaine up on his shoulders while Kramer pours a pile of thumbtacks on the floor. Roman military press slams Elaine into the tacks as she screams in terror and agony. Before she loses consciousness she sees the TV and realizes that she was on Smackdown the entire time. The 2-1 intergender handicap was not McIntyre and Sheamus vs. Bliss, it was Kramer and Roman Reigns vs. her.
