>>10037447>"C'mon, don't big league me like that! I've been in nearly two dozen matches. Is the time when I took a German suplex from Rhonda Rugburner and still kicked out at two* somehow less real because it happened in a barn in front of 44 people?**">"I don't agree with some, or really LOTS, of the things you say, but I admire your guts and fighting ability. And you're right, I haven't had a match for the WWA yet. But I will, really soon! And I'll tell you what: the first time I beat one of the Divine Angels, I'll dedicate the victory to YOU, so that I can give you inspiration as well as good advice."*(As a shaky, low-res video taken by a drunk redneck with 10 views on YouTube titled "WTF 2 GURLS FITE IN BOXING RING" would show, Rhonda Rugburner went on to win this match by forcing Colby to submit to a dehabilitating seated headlock.)
**(Admittedly most of these people were Rhonda Rugburner's brothers, people who they owed money, and kids the promoter had conned into setting up the ring. Colby's mom was there too. In the back, with a hood and sunglasses.)
