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>>be me
>>king of kings
>>the game
>>the cerebral assassin
>>triple h
>>wake up and bang my hot big titty milf wife
>>kiss my daughters goodbye
>>phone rings blasting "BOW DOWN TO THE, BOW DOWN TO THE KING!"
>>it's the elite calling me again, begging for a job
>>ignore them and hop in my super cool hotrod
>>drive to work
>>Ciampa is waiting for me at the entrance as usual
>>hands me a list of all the locker room rules that were broken yesterday
>>read it over
>>nothing maj-
>>"WTF?! Theory said Motorhead was overrated!"
>>squirt some rogaine on my hand
>>pat it on Ciampas head and call him "a good boy"
>>he hits a thigh slap then forward roles back to work
>>kids got potential
>>phone rings again
>>it's Dean
>>answer and tell him sorry we got nothing for him yet
>>tell him to wait and we can do a SHIELD reunion in a few years
>>he starts crying and yelling into the phone
>>hang up on him
>>walk into work
>>everyone takes a knee as I walk in
>>tell them "rise and get back to work"
>>head into my office
>>take a seat in my chair covered in skulls
>>read email
>>RAW ratings skyrocketed again
>>AEW failed to hit a Milly again
>>chuckle
>>"it's good to be king"
