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Sorry guys, I just need to tell someone about this, so I hope this is the right place. I posted about it on r/squaredcircle , but the mods censored my post but I don’t get why since it’s related to wrestling :’(
anyway… I’m 20 years old male from Boston. I’ve never had a gf before, but I know I get pretty hard when I watch two women get it on.
anyway… I’ve been a fan of wrestling my whole life, but never really saw anything sexual about it… just men having good fun. Regardless, a few weeks ago my dad surprised me with tickets to WWE Raw in Boston(which happened a few weeks ago)
My dad wouldn’t tell me where we were sitting, but when we arrived to the match, we got escorted lower and lower. I started to get ecstatic. There was no way, my dad(who works as a snake tamer at our county’s zoo(he doesn’t get paid very well LOL)) could afford tickets near THE FRICKING RING…
And to my surprise… HE GOT US RING SEATS!!!! I was so ecstatic and so thankful I got to experience this ethereal dream that only a very few handful of wrestling fans get to experience. I felt so happy and gay(we’ll get back to that)
As all of you Theory fans know, this match was kinda a big deal for Austin… he was gonna wrestle Seth Rollins & Bobby Lashley for the US national title…I don’t like those two guys very much.
Now at this point, I wasn’t really into Austin theory. I knew he had a cute butt, but I wasn’t craving it like some of you other weirdos on this subreddit do LOL. (Btw if you go back and watch the match, you can see my in the third row in a red Buccees hat haha)
The energy was INSANE. Tbh, it felt unreal(especially since I couldn’t hear the announcers like I do in front of my Samsung television LOL). If you didn’t know, they are only mic’d up for tv, not the live audience.
Anyway, Austin comes out and OHMY GOD. I swear to all three of you reading this that I could smell his testosterone and baby oil from my seat. Instantly, I was a fan.
