>>10024252>And hey, that something could be braining me with THIS chair!Ash raises the folding chair in the air before dropping it in the middle of the ring for a third comically loud clatter.
>Apparently, the contract I signed was real specific with its terms. By signing for the match for this thing...She gestured with the white belt.
>I have to take one unprotected headshot. Violet really made sure to fuck me no matter what, eh?>Speaking of...>Item number two.>Let's address the elephant no longer in the room, now in catering.>... Violet.>I'm one of the best strikers in the God damn world.>... And you beat the hell outta me....
>I don't like you. Not one bit.>But you gave me hell. I won't take that away from you.>Tough break for you, though- I'm used to getting my ass kicked. Been getting beat for years. I'm kind of good at it now.>but I'm even better at dishing it back.>Moving on to item number three:>This'll be a long one, folks.>Here's hoping they don't cut my mic.>It may look like I'm in a good mood, and, hey, I'm a champion. I'm thrilled.>But, truth be told, I've got some shit to say.>And it's not to a wrestler.>No, don't worry, it's not the fans, either.She turns to look up the ramp.
>I've got a Skeleton's worth of bones to pick with the clowns running this circus.[2/3]
