>>6453790>>6453822>>6453830>>6453832The average poop is 4 to 8 inches, so we will take the lower end because they are females. Now this is based off of pooping once a day. So lets assume the women Ric is taking on space mountain is 50 years old which translates to 18,250 days so we can assume in her life time she has taken 18,250 bowel movement give or take, so now that we know how many days she has been alive we can now get the length of shit that has rubbed against her anus. 4 inches of shit times the amount of days she has been alive 18,250 days is 73,000 inches or 1.15 miles. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.