>same lame intro that’s been there for the last 5 years>Brian tries to start the show but Corny interrupts with a 30 minute story about his dog taking a shit and the Monroe brothers accidentally running it over with a lawnmower >”Now instead of getting splattered with shit you could be enjoying a nice bag full of chocolate covered almonds from our friends at nuts.com!”>Brian starts complaining about his Mexican gardeners that we can’t hear>Corny somehow gets mad about Trump out of nowhere and goes on a 30 minute rant about “president pig shit” and how everyone that votes for him is a piece of shit>Brian complains about his squeaky chair that we can’t hear>”Now if you want to cover up the sound of squeaky chairs, try a new pair of Raycon earbuds and use the promo code JCE!”>They start the AEW review (from 6-7 days ago) which is just a recap of the show with Corny’s wacky names he gives wrestlers>Brian plays 3 minutes of awful keyboard “music” >Corny tries to act shocked at the stagnant ratings>”Why back when I ran OVW we had a higher percentage of rednecks watching per capita!”>Brian tells a dog to shut up that we can’t hear>Corny goes on a rant about Tony Kahn using his dad’s money while Brian calls him a bad bookerRinse and repeat next week.
