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You guys think you have it bad. I don't even have male pattern baldness, it doesn't run in my family. I have fucking traction alopecia from stupidly keeping my long hair tied up all the time. It fucking destroyed the front of my hairline and there's lumps missing from the back as well. I'm 34 and for some reason I only noticed this recently. If I look at my hairline under an overhead light then it's basically transparent. But if I look at it under less severe lighting it just looks like half an inch at the front is thinning and that's it. I'm certain Ivar from the Viking Raiders has the exact same shit going on with his hair, but his is even more damaged. You can tell it's not MPB because he doesn't have drive ins at the sides. Only problem is I'm not a giant burly mega chad who can grow a voluminous beard to take the edge off the baldness.
