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You see, I was sent back in time from a distant future to document Wolfie's every humiliation. For you see, he will go down in history as the most pathetic loser to ever live. And so, the council of elders sent me back to observe and chronicle his every KWAB so that future generations may avoid becoming anything like him. I do not always make my presence known, but I am always watching. Farewell.