>>6175091If we're gonna organize it by place on the card then here's that list:
Main Eventers:
>CM Punk's embarrassing five day title reign>Vince McMahon & John Laurinaitis paying a walled employee hush money (bonus for Vince taking the worst looking bump ever for the Stone Cold Stunner one last time at WrestleMania)>Sasha Banks walk out and subsequent release over a tame booking decision>Tony Khan sperging out and showing off his generally pathetic nature, also getting carnied out of $20 million to $40 million in exchange for a dead indie and it's tape library>AEW x NJPW Forbidden Door for being the most cursed PPV since Over the Limit 2010 (TBD)Upper Midcard:
>AEW Dynamite's continuing No Million? streak>Wrestle Kingdom 16>CYN>MJF's worked shoot storyline being heavily mishandled>Royal Rumble 2022 with poorly booked matches, poorly booked rumbles, and the WrestleMania sign catching fire twice>Ibushi's mental break and accusing NJPW of being operated by the yakuza>Triple H forced retirement (TBD)>Jeff Hardy becoming the first Triple Crown DUI champion (WWE, TNA, AEW)>THE BIGGEST WRESTLEMANIA MATCH EVER ending up being a 10 minute snoozefest that ended quicker than Braden Walker's WWECW runMidcard:
>Kagetsu becoming a tranny>Brian Kendrick life ruination via twitter jew>Gable Steveson>Big Swole & Lio Rush chimpout>Big E's bad luck>Rampage's continued irrelevance>MitB venue downgrade from Allegiant Stadium to the MGM Grand>NJPW 50th Anniversary Show being nothing but tag matches with no Inoki appearanceLower Micard:
>Matt Cardona sex tape>Wheeler Yuta's push Flair flopping into oblivion>Fat Roman>Bryan Danielson getting his leg trapped>Boogz tearing quadriceps in his WrestleMania match>Rey Fenix injury>Thunder Rosa sandbagging Marina Shafir>NXT still exists, I guess>Edge getting kicked from The Judgement Day>VEER character assassinationAnd keep in mind this is only the first six months, anon.
