>>9676549There’s an air of excitement at the dojo. Rookies and veterans alike are crowded around a monitor displaying the brackets for the upcoming Rookie Cup tournament. Suddenly the picture on the monitor changes and a familiar voice rings out…
>The Rookie Cup is nearly upon us, friends >A chance for glory, a chance for our names to live forever >But not all of us are gonna make it into the history books >Some of us ain’t even gonna make it out alive >This here is Calamity Rose>Rose chased glory, she chased her “friend” Skelly Skelly>But she couldn’t keep up>You won’t find Rose on television, in the arena, or even here at the dojo>You’ll find her under six feet of sand and buffalo shit in the Nevada desert >We all know Skelly’s story >Rose’s story ended when she tried to do a Skelly Star Press and landed on her head >Poor thing folded like an accordion with a bad hand >Now all you girls who fawn over the champ, you gotta ask yourselves a couple a hard questions>Where do I figure in Skelly Skelly’s story?>And how will my own story end? 