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He no sold every move
Over a decade he would never improve
Maggots, Roaches, and worms projected
smarks are lowkey glad he was covid infected
He was the king of spooky shit
not even Rellik came close
If only he watched his intake of fructose
Dave Meltzer called him the worst wrestler of all time
But that's subjective, because he definitely did draw a dime
Sister Abagail and Uncle Howdy will now stay a mystery incomplete
That's unless someone squeals to a dirt sheet
But its not all bad, coomers are filled with glee
for finally, Alexa Bliss is free
rip spooky shitter