>>11302726He’s not a 3rd generation wrestler. He’s the son of the son of a plumber. Not the son of the son of a wrestler.
>>11302724What you’re describing is worse in a way than OP trying to frame it as oh Dusty had to sell one of his watches. If the real story was that Dusty had a Rolex and he specifically wanted to give it to Cody when he got a World Title than that is way funnier and more pathetic
>You see son lemme tell you. Ever since that spicy Cubano wrapped her legs around my big hiney and made me give her a baby I dreamed you’d be world champion. That I would at least get a little bit of pride out of that night I drank one two three two many Coronas. Now see I have this shiny Rolex son, I always imagined I’d give it to my son when he held up the 20 pounds of gold. But your brother well…let’s just say he ain’t nobody’s idea of a white meat baby face. I thought it would be you son, up there on the marquee in lights, world champeen. But I know now, you ain’t ever gonna finish that story boy. I’m starting to look like a shar pei puppy with all this hangin skin, it’s gettin to be the end of the line here…thinkin maybe you should hit the books. Communications degree. Tell’em you speak a lil of that Hablo espanol maybe get you a scholarship. What that don’t cover let yo daddeh sell that old timepiece and foot the bill cause you ain’t never gonna finish the story before daddeh meets his maker. 