>>13787907Alright, Nujamals. Let's see what we've got here, shall we?
>Shoma Kato vs Katsuya MurashimaWho vs Who? Are those the newest young lions? Gotta say those are some dimeless ring names.
>Callum Newman vs Mikey NichollsI'm not interested in watching Newman until he stops with his cringe Ospreay nostalgia act. Grow up, kid. Be yourself.
>8 Man Tag MatchYeah, Honma takes the pin. Next.
>10 Man Tag MatchBULLET BULLET BULLET BULLET
Yeah, I'm not watching this match.
>10 Man Tag MatcgHouse of Torture? Alright, count me in. Gonna have to watch this one.
>8 Man Tag Match>LiJ vs United EmpireAgain?! For fuck's sake. Skip.
>ELP vs Yota "Finnerman" TsujiShould be good. But ELP is winning and I don't like that.
>ZSJ vs NaritaI want the House of Torture to shoot murder Zack Sabre Jr tonight. Narita better be winning this one Gedo, you fucking hear me?