>>9992446In a nearby hospital
"So Robyn, you were in a hardcore title match. A contest involving all sorts of weapons. Baseball bats. Sledgehammers. And so on. Savage stuff. You're really quite banged up."
>G-give it to me straight doc.... am I gonna die???"Umm... no. You'll be fine, we see wrestlers worse off than you are after every show these days, it seems. The stunts you guys keep trying to pull off just keep getting more and more dangerous, and you all kick out of everything and keep going. A destructive cycle."
>S-so can I go?"Yes you're fine but... umm there's one problem."
>P-problem? What kind of problem? Am I dying afterall?"No it's just... well your treatment after that hardcore match has increased your debt."
>.... What?"Yes, you were $480k in debt. You failed to collect the winner's purse or a champion's bonus but you received a PPV appearance bonus of $150k, reducing your debt to $330k. However your treatment today cost $300k, so your current debt has increased to $660,000.
>WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? WHERE DO THESE NUMBERS COME FROM, WHAT HAVE YOU PEOPLE BEEN DOING TO ME?"We've done nothing but give you the best treatment possible. I hope you enjoyed your stay here at Spaghetti Town General, good bye"
*The doctor then speaks under his breath as he leaves*
"Heh, suckers like this girl will help us pay off the damage from those bombings in no time at all"
