>>12978563Only if Maven was involved.
>so what was my first day on the job like in the WWE?>*chuckles* well let me tell you about that>not long after i got there and went to catering, Kurt Angle comes up to me >he barks out "new guy, you're on rib duty.">he tells me to go backstage and pee in the undertaker's boots>so, being new, i didn't question anything >and i urinated in the Undertaker's boots>just before the show when we were dressing up, we hear this squishing sound >undertaker comes out and roars WHO THE F--K PISSED IN MY BOOTS>everyone looks at me, and i start cowering>undertaker stares me in the eye and says YOUR RECEIPT IS COMING>not long after he threw me headfirst into a popcorn machine >a real popcorn machine with real glass, not sugar glass>i had to get 17 stitches and the wwe medics didn't use any anesthesia 