Quoted By:
>And don’t tell me he didn’t know fucking better! Unlike shitstain Saruman’s been around forever! He knew how the system worked! He was in the Istari! That’s like bein’ in the Horsemen, and then suddenly you’re doing hardcore matches in Isengard with no psychology, no structure, just chaos for the sake of chaos. He sold out, plain and simple.
>And then
**shaun tries to talk**
>wait a minute wait a minute, he has the fucking gall to try and cut a heel promo on Gandalf! Like, 'You didn’t see the big picture!' Yeah, well guess what, you smug, old, robe-wearing piece of shit, Gandalf drew more money dead than you did alive, and the crowd popped harder for him coming back in white than they ever did for your creepy tower and your voice-of-evil bullshit. Fuuuck...
>And look what happened! The trees came alive and whooped his ass! You know you’ve gone too far when nature itself turns is sick of you enough to get rid of you. That’s the planet saying, 'You fucking suck, and we’re done with you you fucking piece of shit.'
>So yeah. Saruman? Worst kind of booker. Not as bad as fucking Russo mind you. He had all the tools. Had the trust. Threw it all away for cheap heat and garbage fucking monsters. If he was around today, he’d be running creative for goddamm Ring of Mordor and pushing orcs in thumbtack matches on YouTube while claiming he's telling stories. Get the fuck outta here.
