>>10298455With each name she reads, Duna tosses the card over her shoulder when she's done, moving on to the next one afterward.
>"Shogun Aina! You left a goddamn mess on my beach, and we just finished finally getting rid of all those melons! I want my payback for that bullshit! No one leaves a mess on MY fuckin' beach and gets away with it!">"...'sides, your sorry ass could have at least left a fruit that I like. Watermelon, please. Who the fuck wants that much watermelon around?"A card gets flung over her shoulder, and...
>"Bishamonta! This is just a reminder: you and me? We ain't done yet. We're one and one and I still want to settle the score between us. I'm *still* pulling splinters out of my ass from our very first match together. One more time, me and you, and we'll see which of us is the better."Fling.
>"KELLY BY GODDESS OMEGA! Alright, listen, I don't have too much of a beef with you, but...come on. It's obvious you're aping my look and you've been doing so from the beginning. Cut your fuckin' hair and lose the sunglasses. You're never going to be me or look anywhere as good as I do, so stop trying to steal my style, alright?"Another card is flung, and Duna looks confused for a moment.
>"S...Shelly Shores...? Who the FUCK put this card here?! I already took out that loser and sent her packing out of the company. NEXT!"Fling.
>"I ain't even sure who the fuck this next one is, but...this one goes out to the fuckin' gremlin that's been stalking my beach and terrorizing people up and down the shore. Cut that shit out. No one terrorizes and bullies people on my beach but ME, and if I find you and get my hands on you, I'm going to break you in half and dump your body into the ocean. Fuck out of here with the creepy act and stay off my beach!"She flings the next card away, and then lets out an exaggerated sigh, before slinging the rest of the stack away completely.
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