>>19400275After breaking out my Ouija board and speaking to my dead relatives for awhile, I have obtained the answers you seek. Logan Paul will indeed have a lengthy run with the WWE title, which will start within the next year. By 2030, he will be a multiple-time world champion and a grand slam champion as well. However, in 2031 he will be the victim of a terrible tragedy. When a batch of Prime energy drinks is somehow tainted with a large amount of concentrated bath salts, Logan Paul and his brother will drink a bunch of the tainted bottles and go berserk. They will begin by climbing to the top of a water tower with sniper rifles and shooting people while screaming various lines from Shakespeare at the top of their lungs. The brothers will then parachute from the top of the water tower and land on top of the police station, where their murderous rampage will continue. After wiping out an entire police precinct with their trusty M-60 machine guns, Logan and Jake Paul will steal a police car and head straight for the nearest bank, robbing the place and burning all the money in the street while laughing like madmen. Next it will be off to the nearest convent where the berserk brothers will subject all the nuns to a rape spree that would make Mike Tyson cringe in horror. Pursued by the army, navy, air force, marines, and even the space force, the Paul brothers will lead them all on a high speed chase, staying one step ahead by adding the last of the tainted energy drink to the gastank of their car. As the authorities close in, Logan and his brother will commit suicide by driving their car off a cliff while screaming at the aliens to please take them away from this gay earth. But before they do this, they will rig the doors of the car with explosives so that the first people to investigate the crash will be blown to bits. The psychotic rampage of the Paul brothers will live in infamy for the next 200 years.
