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>be indy wrestler trying to make a name for myself
>work hard by getting booked as much as I could
>keep a strict diet and intense workout routine
>be the best at promo
>most importantly I do this to become a role model to children
>get booked in a match against Effy
>Effy wants me to do a spot where he forces me to suck a rather large dildo
>Tell him its not happening because there are children and my grandparents in the crowd
>He spreads word to the dirtsheets and twitter that I'm an anti-gay racist who beats women and votes Trump
>All my hard work is wasted and no one will book me anymore
>I now work at Target hoping I get to be a manager one day
Fuck everything
