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>Be MJF
>In Vegas
>Agent said I have free time so go hang out at a casino
>Sluts
>Slots
>Shots
>Had a good time
>Check phone
>Oh shit
>42 missed calls from Tony
>Text from agent
>"Oh shit you had a signing at fanfest. I read the wrong schedule, my b"
>Samoa Joe missed it too
>Idea
>Buy a plane ticket
>Refuse to elaborate
>Dirtsheets going apeshit
>Plebbit and /pw/ in absolute shambles
>Dumbass marks think there's drama
>Dumbass marks think I no-showed on purpose
>Dumbass marks suck my dick over genius heel move
