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>Headlock headlock headlock headlock headlock headlock Do you smelllllllLLlLLlllipipityliiiloooowwwww why the Codester. IS. CRYING?
>He turns to the hardcam and uses his fingers to write AEW in the air for all to see. Paul comes out and Cody spits in his face and calls him a cuck. Michael Cole plugs Prime drinks screaming his lungs out. Mean Mark and Punk come out because their worked into a shoot. Punk doesn't make it to the ring because he tore his Achilles half way down the ramp.
>mmmmm Codester mmmhmm my podcast mmmhmmm
>Cody says no you Deadman retired old fuck. Piggies squealing everywhere.
*off air*
>AEW masterplan has been executed.
>TK tweets kermit sipping tea. Kermit has tattoo on neck.
>Elon bans all wrestling accounts from X per TKO's request.
>USA adds 7.5 million jobs post Mania. Backfires on TKO. No one watches sports entertainment anymore.
>Economy in booming. AEW worth 27 billion dollars. TK spending at all tine high.
>Nash shows up on a sweltering Wednesday night Dynamite wearing a brown bag over his head careful not to be recognized. The Codester comes out and calls to the back. Will Hobbs rises up from the Codester-vater. Crowd chants "YOU FUCKED UP!" x7. JR'S final call on commentary before retireing is "By God, look at Hobbs! He means Big BLACKED and Jacked business. BUH GOD what are we about to witness?!?" Excalibur says "It's a sweltering Wednesday night... and you know what that means!"
What did he mean by this?
