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I replayed KotOR last month and for a week I talked like HK-47, annoying everyone around me
>mom doesnt believe I did the chores around the house
>”[cynical sarcasm] why would you not believe me, mother, have I ever tried to skip my duties around the house in the past 24 years?”
>go over gf and she is in the mood and wants me to go down on her
>”[exaggeration] damn this pussy stinks, makes fish smells like wunderbaum”
>college lecturer asks me why Im late
>”[effortless lying] I’m sorry but the train got stuck in a traffic jam”
