>Smackdown cold open Judas Priest doing a live rendition of The Green Manalishi like from Live Aid>crowd HEADBANGING>titantron advertising The BLOOD OATH to make WWE EVOLVE??, Crack Rock Finals (30 men on screen, who can SMOKE THE MOST CRACK) and fuckfest main event sheeeeesh>Michael Cole whips out a flying V HE STARTS popping off on a GUITAR SOLO >voiceover: "Tonight's episode of Friday Night Smackdown is brought to you by us... Us, at WWE..">on titantron it shows google map of somewhere in the middle east>it zooms in on a shack in the middle of nowhere with a big dusty envelope outside>crowd BUZZIN>the envelope jostles around and Kevin Owens bursts out GASPING FOR AIR>Kevin: "BOOKER? BOOKER??">scary guy with a huge beard and scary eyes BURSTS out of the shack>crowd LAUGHIN>Scary Man whips Owens until they're over by the GOATS and he makes Owens TEND TO THE GOATS>CROWD PISSIN THEMSELVES LAUGHING AT SUCH A FATE LMAO>Cole: "KEV'S CAREER HERE AT THE E HAS REALLY GONE TO THE DAWGS HAHAAA">NO CHANCE...>CROWD YESS>POP OFF SEGMENT -- Vince announces his new NUDE WORLD ORDER>it's Vince, Hayes, Brisco and Dunn and they're all dancing in the ring SCREEAMING IT OUT but wait>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=focqVfVe8l8>CROWD SHOCK>Cole: "OHH MYYY... THOSE DASDARDLY DUDLEY FUCKS FROM DUDLEYVILLE...">Bubba and D-Von STOMPING DOWN THE RAMP WITH... THE... TABLES...>NUDE WORLD ORDER TREMBLIN>Dudleys get in the ring and set the tables up, put some tablecloths over them and start setting up bowls of chips and a punch bowl with orange slices in it>CROWD HUH?>DUDLEYS JOIN IN AND IT BECOMES A WHOLE ASS PARTY SEGMENT>REFS AT RINGSIDE LIKE LUMBERJACKS THROWING THAT SHIT BACK THEY GOT ASS!!>CONFETTI FALLING ONLY THE WWE BABY>VINCE GETS THE HENNESSY OUT!!>Vince: "A LIL BIT A DAT HEEEEEEEN HAHAHAHAH">HE POURS THE WHOLE ASS HENNESSY IN THE PUNCH!!>CROWD POSTING TIKTOKS THIS IS FUCKIN CRAZYhahaahahHAHAH THIS IS THE RHYTHM OF THE NIGHT
