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Shogun Aina sits in front of a screen, carefully examining an unseen match and taking notes. She closes the book and turns to the camera.
>Greetings! Shogun Aina here. As a participant of the Pre-Show Battle Royale, I'll be facing seven other women. In order...
>A nervous cow: if my information is correct, she'll most likely hop out of the ring in terror.
>A woman who (normally) reeks like death. Possibly zombified? Nothing my holy strikes can't purify, if she is.
>A loud, raging tomboy. Just as fresh as me. I'll use her fury against her, letting it poison her until she sends herself flying over the ropes by striking blindly.
>A common thief who won't be taking anything from me. While the shogun of eld would flog her, an elimination will have to do instead.
>A fellow lady of Asia, one who shall receive a firsthand experience of the continent's finest country!
>That accursed oni...one of them, anyway. She won't be avoiding me any longer.
>And that leaves Zunigoth. Indeed, she is the greatest threat to all of us. If I couldn't beat Okaasan, my odds against her are slim, let alone that I'm facing seven. Other. Women.
>But I am the Shogun. My combat strategies...
She whips out her hand fan.
>...are unmatched. Come this Sunday, I will be able to outwit my foes step by step and strike by strike. And with this victory, I'll have cleaved a path to success in the WWA.
>Ah! Speaking of cleaving, Yamato no Orochi was an eight-headed beast who ate seven of eight daughters.
>Seven other women.
>Watch as I play the role of both Kushinadahime, the beautiful woman who survived...
>...and Susanoo, who saved her, by outwitting the beast and overcoming all odds!