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Why the Miz is better than Daniel Bryan
>isn't 5'8
>has his own tv show
>has his own talk show
>accomplished more in wrestling in less time than Cryan
>Maryse is hotter than Brie
>has a bigger bank account than Cryan
>actually represents the company in the media
>double grand slam champion
>doesn't have a concussed jelly brain
>has more charisma than Cryan
>does better promos than Cryan
>has longer legs so that kickpads look nicer on him while Cryans have short stubby manlet legs
>drew higher ratings as wwe champion than Cryan in their 1st reign
>Miz dad is actually funny, Cryan doesn't have one
>shoot worked Cryan into a cry on Talking Smack
>wasn't raped in 2010
>main evented WrestleMania with two of the four Mt Rushmore of all wrestling Rock and Cena while Cryan was given a pity main event with two busts
>when Cryan first retired, he cried on national tv and broke down in tears shaming the image of wrestlers as tough guys
>when Miz retires, he will end his career on his own terms in smiles with no regret
>be daniel bryan
>be inactive but get all snarky and condescending towards other wrestlers
>call Miz a coward in front of his wife while cosplaying as some outback tourist guide
>starts to gloat about muh indies and how Miz's style is soft
>promptly then begins to get BTFO by Miz
>gets told if he really cares why doesn't he try to wrestle again
>"i-i-if they would l-let me come back"
>gets told then to fuck off, quit, and go join the indies with all his bingo hall friends if he really means that
>continues to expose Bryan as a fraud
>Bryan then just begins to cry and run away
>Miz then completely hijacks show and begins to BTFO of other indie shitters like in the tag team division
>camera man begins to shake and completely becomes submissive to Miz as he tells him to shoot at him at this angle
>delivers blistering promo ala coked up and 80's wrestler
I will always love Miz for this
