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but no...its impossible for me to have a wife.
even when i drive an SUV and have a cottage in the forest....no way bro. guys like me are just idling single. were just virgins forever (in your aids infested mind)
and we just exist eternally in that state where were single forever and we would totally fly to australia to fucking stalk you.
so one day when were married i can listen to "WII WII WII" all day