>>16509456First of all anonski, I will defend this belt with my blood sweat and tears any day of the week, twice on Sunday. There ain't no one ELSE on this board that is on MY LEVEL, and that includes wrestling, that's WRESTLING, in front of any size of crowd. Any crowd, large or small, that comes out to cheer on the /pw/ heavyweight champion is good enough for me. And these schizoid storylines just might be more entertaining than any shit seen on television, in any bar, in any arena around the world, from the domes to the gardens, the coliseum and the bingo halls! Sign me the fuck up to partake in any nonsensical unmedicated autistic nonsense any day of the fucking week.
This anon KNOWS he's a bigger star. He's the brightest goddamn star on this board; I ain't no flash in the pan, I'm a goddamn supernova in a wok bowl! I ain't got no reason to take it up the ass from the long nose tribe that runs /tv/, or the tranny jannies who ban you for Christina Hendricks threads cause they can't compete against real women!
You can shove that contract up yer ass covered in cactus; you want this belt, anon? MY....BELT?! The most coveted prize in schizoid entertainment, pee-dubya? You step your pimpled ass in the ring even with that piss running down your leg, and if you even DREAM of beating me, you better wake up and fucking apologize!
