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>Here at Pizzoad we only use the most freshest of secondhand ingredients.
>It better than eating bugs!
>Now with our new "oven better at home" menu, many persons can take a raw pizza home and cook there.
>Illegible for purchase with food stamps!
>Just make sure pizza is fully cooked to prevent...
Keron squints as the reads the cue card.
>...salmon melons.
Fine print appears on the screen:
"We at Pizzoad will not be held responsible for any instances of salmonella."
Keron picks up a slice of pizza and all of the toppings slide off into a pile of slop on the floor.
She takes a bite of what is left of the "pizza" in her hand and immediately spits it out.
>Pizzoad Pizza, "It better than eating bugs!"
>...
As the commercial fades while the list of phone numbers and locations are being display Keron can be heard speaking off camera.
>Can someone get Croakie some bugs to get this yucky taste out of mouth?
